REAL TALK IF THERES A FIRE AT MY SCHOOL I AM NOT WALKING IN AN ORDERLY FASHION AND THEN GETTING MY NAME MARKED OFF IM RUNNING FOR MY LIFE AND IM TAKING MY GOD DAMN BAG WITH ME
they seriously arent kidding when they say all the good urls are taken
legend says there’s a time around the end of UAN where niall horan had super long hair and braces and looked like a fuckable little man-child
some of us (me) like to call this the “not a boy, not yet a man” phase and my god was it beautiful
My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”
but she hit send when all it said was
I am afraid
me when a random aunty who ive never seen before comes to my house and says “YOU’VE GROWN UP SO MUCH BETA! YOU WERE THIS SMALL WHEN I USED TO PLAY WITH YOU, DO YOU REMEMBER??”:
the fact that people are like “Coca Cola supports racial equality, I’m not going to be drinking Coca Cola anymore” and “Google supports gay rights I’m not going to use them anymore” like what next “the Earth provides Oxygen to ethnic minorities I’m going to stop breathing in protest”
‘am i right ladies’ is the best way to end any text post am i right ladies
just a small town girl. Living in a racist, insensitive, sexist, homophobic world,
(cant take the midnight train ‘cause im fuckin scared)
I’m too horny for the amount of sex I’m not having.
I can’t even explain how accurate this is.
you all deserve someone who isnt embarrassed to love you and tells all their friends about you and saves your selfies, good and bad to look at when they miss you and loses sleep to talk to you and tells you how much they love you. i hope you all find that!!